Betrayal Buffs Pillows

"It's my husband! HURRY! RUN!!!"

"You can't plead cute."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

The breakup

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

Geekasaurus.

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'You'll love this new computer, sir! It has a program to delete obscene words like sharp drop...'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'I baked it especially for you.'

'You're innocent until proven guilty, young fellow -- better enjoy it while you can!'

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

'Your Honor, we the jury have leapt to a conclusion.'

'There's no 'i' in team ... but there's plenty in litigation.'

"I've lost face."

'You know a little something about the legal system. I like that in a lawyer.'

Latter-day saints