Betrayal Buffs Pillows

"It's my husband! HURRY! RUN!!!"

"You can't plead cute."

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

The breakup

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Geekasaurus.

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'You'll love this new computer, sir! It has a program to delete obscene words like sharp drop...'

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

The king is angry you build right on a fault line, and he didn't think it was funny when you called it a "bouncy castle."

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

'I baked it especially for you.'

'You're innocent until proven guilty, young fellow -- better enjoy it while you can!'

Remington is filing for bankruptcy. They're going away. No they're not. The gun manufacturer is just filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy. It'll let them stay in business and weasel out of paying their creditors at the same time. Lots of businesses do it, all the time. It's the American way. Maybe I'll declare chapter 11 so I can weasel out too. Don't be foolish, the American way is for corporate citizens, not citizen-citizens.

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

'Your Honor, we the jury have leapt to a conclusion.'

'There's no 'i' in team ... but there's plenty in litigation.'

"I've lost face."

You're awfully cheerful for someone who's about to lose a murder case. You must have me confused with my client.

Latter-day saints