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"So you were the whistleblower?! Some best friend you turned out to be."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The life of penguins.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Mary Trump

Trump returns home

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

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Tennis corruption

Gulliver's Travails

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

A couple holding hands

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Trumpled

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."