Betrayal Enthusiast Mugs

"So you were the whistleblower?! Some best friend you turned out to be."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The life of penguins.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

Tennis corruption

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

A couple holding hands

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."