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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"I hate when this happens."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."