Bribery Enthusiast Gifts

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Gangster's To-Do List

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"I hate when this happens."

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.