Bribery Expert Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for a bribery expert? Our collection blends humor with thoughtfulness, perfect for professionals who excel in negotiation and persuasion. Explore unique mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a playful touch to their everyday routine, making them smile while showcasing their expertise.

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.' mockup

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there." mockup

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

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"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?" mockup

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

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Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

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"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated." mockup

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

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'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!' mockup

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

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US Camouflage School

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!" mockup

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny." mockup

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

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'I baked it especially for you.'

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"All right, which one stole your identity?"

"All right, which one stole your identity?" mockup

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

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"No. I can still see you."

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"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons." mockup

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

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"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte." mockup

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

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The Cycle of Cash

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"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle." mockup

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

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An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder. mockup

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

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'You are going on a very risky journey.'

'You are going on a very risky journey.' mockup

'You are going on a very risky journey.'

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"Well, it looks like everyone is buying into the changes."

"Well, it looks like everyone is buying into the changes." mockup

"Well, it looks like everyone is buying into the changes."

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CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!' mockup

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

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You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You. mockup

You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You.

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'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?' mockup

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

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Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week.

Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week. mockup

Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week.

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'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.' mockup

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

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MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself!

MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself! mockup

MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself!

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"We can't completely remove the border - we've got to draw a line somewhere!"

"We can't completely remove the border - we've got to draw a line somewhere!" mockup

"We can't completely remove the border - we've got to draw a line somewhere!"

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"That's the guy who stole my identity." mockup

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

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"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay mockup

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

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"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse." mockup

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

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'We don't have to go on any quiz show. We're millionaires!'

'We don't have to go on any quiz show. We're millionaires!' mockup

'We don't have to go on any quiz show. We're millionaires!'

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"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..."

"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..." mockup

"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..."

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Bribery Expert Gifts Collection

Bribery Expert Mugs

Discover a range of funny mugs designed for bribery experts—perfect for starting conversations and adding humor to daily routines.

Bribery Expert Pillows

Find humorous pillows that celebrate the clever side of bribery experts—add some fun to any space with our unique designs.

Bribery Expert Prints

Explore stylish prints that highlight the craft of negotiation—perfect for decorating an office or study with humor and personality.

Bribery Expert T-Shirts

Browse our witty T-shirts created for bribery enthusiasts—ideal for casual wear and making a playful impression.