Bribery Expert Prints

Mortkey, we've got to work on what we learned in obedience school. Can you sit? House of Java .net Cybercafe. If you sit, I'll give you a slice of Hawaiian pizza with extra jalapenos. A victory for obedience, bribery, or Domino's? For a soda, I'll agree not to throw up on your couch.

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

US Camouflage School

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'I baked it especially for you.'

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

"No. I can still see you."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'

The Cycle of Cash

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

"Make me look like more of a people person, you paint-slinging nitwit."

'You are going on a very risky journey.'

"Well, it looks like everyone is buying into the changes."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

You Think Your Phone Is Spying on You.

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week.

'We'll try. In the meantime, I can offer you a great deal on a new identity to replace yours.'

MOM'S DINER - Today's super-saver special, go home and cook something yourself!

"We can't completely remove the border - we've got to draw a line somewhere!"

"That's the guy who stole my identity."

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

'We don't have to go on any quiz show. We're millionaires!'

"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..."