Boredom Buster Gifts

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Here things are getting interesting!'

"I'm Bored."

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

Sensing that he was about to doze off, the air bag on Wade's computer rapidly deployed,

'Needs more challenge.'

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Apathy International - "Sod this for a lark"

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

'Bored?'

'We have to find something for you kids to do this summer.'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Doug's job was so dull he barely noticed when his head accidentally rolled from his shoulders.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

'Want to trade ruts for a while?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

MONOTONY

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Miss Peters, get me everything we have on fighting boredom in the workplace, and bring me a very strong cup of coffee please.'

Teens.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."