Boredom Cure Gifts

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Tic-tac-toe

Chairmen of the Bored

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'Bored?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Do not resuscitate.

"I spy something blue."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"