Boredom Specialist Gifts

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

The Sleeping Congregation.

Chairmen of the Bored

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Bored?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

Do not resuscitate.

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

"I spy something blue."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"