Boredom Explorer Gifts

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'I've always felt that if Harold could just find a way to harness and focus all of that tremendous ennui, he'd do great things!'

Do Not Resuscitate

Tic-tac-toe

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

The Sleeping Congregation.

Woman and TV.

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Do not resuscitate.

"What time is it mentally?"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"Yay! School is done!!"

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Beached Whales

Job Bored

'There's nothing on the telly!'

The Meeting: Day Four