Boredom Navigators Gifts

"Boxing day is so boring."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Power Point Hell

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Job Bored

The Meeting: Day Four

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

Aurora Boring Alice

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

Bored Room

"Just in case the conference call runs long."

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Lunch Break

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

'Well I hope that my talk has been useful in helping you all to understand the work of reception staff.'

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person