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"Boxing day is so boring."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

'My life is around here somewhere.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

The Meeting: Day Four

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Power Point Hell

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Job Bored

'Something tells me we are NOT on the same page.'

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Aurora Boring Alice

Bored Room

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

"Just in case the conference call runs long."

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.