Boredom Buster Pillows

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Here things are getting interesting!'

"I'm Bored."

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'Needs more challenge.'

'If I have to be at these boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Apathy International - "Sod this for a lark"

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

Though hesitant at first, Hank orders the 'Watching Paint Dry Network' offered exclusively through his satellite provider.

'Bored?'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'We have to find something for you kids to do this summer.'

Doug's job was so dull he barely noticed when his head accidentally rolled from his shoulders.

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Want to trade ruts for a while?'

Man in church sees sign: Thank you for not yawning.

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

"Yet another day to work on my nothing-to-do-list."

MONOTONY

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

'Well, that was the most entertaining presentation on accounts receivable pertaining to 3rd quarter tax law revisions I've ever seen.'

"Yawning is contagious. If he starts, zap him with the laser pointer immediately!"

'Miss Peters, get me everything we have on fighting boredom in the workplace, and bring me a very strong cup of coffee please.'

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'

Teens.