Exhausted Explorer Pillows

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

The Vineyard

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Be open to help.

Artist on the Beach

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scarecrow Directions

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

Dodo with rubber ring

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

Aurora Boring Alice

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Scenic Route.

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Candles: Mom burning at both ends.