Bored Warrior T-Shirts

A bored unshaven guard sat on a chair.

Do Not Resuscitate

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Woman and TV.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Burn out

Do not resuscitate.

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Yay! School is done!!"

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What time is it mentally?"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'