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'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Crab with a clown face.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Go away

"Boxing day is so boring."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'You need to come out of your shell.'

You are here...

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Sigmund Freud

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

Aurora Boring Alice

Catching Coconuts.

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

End of Vacation Sally

"Gah! Too many people!"

'That's Fred, or as we call him, Napster.'

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

'Memory Loss Clinic.'

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)