Absent-minded Explorer T-Shirts

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Crab with a clown face.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Go away

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

'You need to come out of your shell.'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."