Bored Gamer T-Shirts

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Do not resuscitate.

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Power Point Hell

Job Bored

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"I spy something red."

Bored Room

Card night for introverts.

Aurora Boring Alice

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Man on desert island with a chess set.

"My next topic is infinity."

"You know there's nothing good on TV when you've spent the last hour watching an eye floater."

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You can only hope the second day of the rest of your life is more interesting.'