Bored Gamer T-Shirts

"Baseball is boring."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Do not resuscitate.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Power Point Hell

"...the afternoon will bring rain from the south, with temperatures reaching a...you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

Job Bored

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'Well, that's all the news. Now we'll just have to sit here and wait for something else to happen.'

'Don't think of yourself as a tiny cog in a huge machine.'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

IIt isn't so bad. I feel about how I used to after watching TV all day.'

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"I spy something red."

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"You know there's nothing good on TV when you've spent the last hour watching an eye floater."

"My next topic is infinity."

Man on desert island with a chess set.

Bored Room

Card night for introverts.

Aurora Boring Alice

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

'I'm bored. Do we have any bubble wrap?'

Person Of Interest/Uninteresting Person

'The secretary will now read back the hours of the last meeting.'

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'