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'If they come with crash helmets, I say they're too violent.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Football Accident.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."