Concerned Gamer Gifts

'If they come with crash helmets, I say they're too violent.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.