Gamer With A Guilty Conscience Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Sitar Hero"

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

Life Is Just A Game

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"