Gamer With A Political Twist Gifts

Donald Trump said he'd have run into that school shooting without a gun to stop it. I'm way ahead of you, Randy. I've already developed a first-person shooter based on the Call of Duty engine. You play Trump, all decked out in his usual black suit and red power tie. Video-game Trump has to personally take out all of America's enemies. He's armed with nothing but his uncouth tweets. Game has a bug, though. As soon as it starts, video-game Trump keeps getting deferments because of bone spurs. Call

Putin and Zelensky

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Sushi Train Set.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

"Sitar Hero"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

Silly sausages

Life Is Just A Game

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"What are we doing today?"

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'