Gamer With A Political Twist Gifts

Putin and Zelensky

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Sushi Train Set.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

STRIP Hambone: Cracking business problems

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Sitar Hero"

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

Life Is Just A Game

Silly sausages

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"What are we doing today?"

"Oh yes, it's been wonderful that with all this time off school he's been able to enjoy the outdoors, do lots of activities, spend quality time with the family..."