Gamer With A Grudge Gifts

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Teenage Angst.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"We suck at this."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'I'm sorry Turner, but the buck stops here.'