Blame Game Enthusiast Gifts

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'It's time for some serious finger-pointing.'

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"Sorry, Scape. You're going to have to carry the can for this one."

'Don't think of it as being a scapegoat - think of it as being the go-to guy for blame absorption.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'I'm sorry Turner, but the buck stops here.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's not my fault! - You told me to take responsibility for my own actions!"

"I don't know what's worse - a finger pointer or a finger puller."

"The grades aren't my fault, Mom - The school has a failure of leadership."

'M'lud, I was only obeying orders.'

The guilt trip was Amy's idea... the getting lost was Dylan's fault... apparently.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.'

Boss: 'It'd be really easy for me to play the blame game at this point...'

'What exactly is a consultant?' - 'Someone who is called in at the last minute to share the blame.'

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help.

"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."