Blame Game Enthusiast Mugs

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'It's time for some serious finger-pointing.'

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"Sorry, Scape. You're going to have to carry the can for this one."

'Don't think of it as being a scapegoat - think of it as being the go-to guy for blame absorption.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's not my fault! - You told me to take responsibility for my own actions!"

"I don't know what's worse - a finger pointer or a finger puller."

"The grades aren't my fault, Mom - The school has a failure of leadership."

'M'lud, I was only obeying orders.'

The guilt trip was Amy's idea... the getting lost was Dylan's fault... apparently.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I'm not a hard worker but I'm willing to take the blame for whatever you want.'

Boss: 'It'd be really easy for me to play the blame game at this point...'

'What exactly is a consultant?' - 'Someone who is called in at the last minute to share the blame.'

"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'