Blame Game Connoisseur Mugs

Spitballs

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Scapegoat: In case of emergency

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

Eugene O'Neill.

Eugene O'Neill

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'

"A 'take charge' guy would be nice but I'm looking for more of the 'take blame' type."