Blame Gamer Mugs

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'How are you at looking guilty? - We need to hire a scapegoat.'

"I'd like to buy a scape goat. Maybe two."

'Hey, it's not my fault that she's such a lousy goalie!'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"This Tyler project is going nowhere. Let's bring in more people so we can further spread the blame."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Don't blame yourself, Jenkins... let me do that!'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'To address this mistake we must use root-cause analysis. I'll begin by saying it's not my fault.'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Scapegoat: In case of emergency