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'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"They're class action figures."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"