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When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"