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Monks play conkers with crucifix

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Silly sausages

The October 31 Committee

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Atlas holds up a football.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Playing Footsies.

Tug the Toggle

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'