Devout Gamer Mugs

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Board Game Hunter

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Teenage Angst.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

The October 31 Committee

Silly sausages

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

Atlas holds up a football.

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

United States Constitution.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Playing Footsies.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Computer Gamers.