Enthusiastic Gamer Prints

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"They're class action figures."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Football Accident.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."