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"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Teenage Angst.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

The October 31 Committee

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"