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Teenage Angst.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

The October 31 Committee

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

Road Construction Blues.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."