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Teenage Angst.

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

The October 31 Committee

"Guac-A-Mole"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Bill Tilden

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

Road Construction Blues.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

Lawyers Playing Tennis

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."