Angry Gamer Pillows

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

Teenage Angst.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Baseball is boring."

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

The October 31 Committee

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'