Boredom Fighters Pillows

The bowling trajectory

Do Not Resuscitate

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tic-tac-toe

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

The Sleeping Congregation.

Chairmen of the Bored

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Woman and TV.

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

'Bored?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."