Boredom Battlers Pillows

Winter workplace cabin fever.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Do Not Resuscitate

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Woman and TV.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

The Sleeping Congregation.

Chairmen of the Bored

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Do not resuscitate.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

"What time is it mentally?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"Yay! School is done!!"

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

"I spy something blue."

"Business has been steady."