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Winter workplace cabin fever.

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

Do Not Resuscitate

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Chairmen of the Bored

The Sleeping Congregation.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"I spy something blue."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Yay! School is done!!"

Do not resuscitate.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What time is it mentally?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Thinking outside the box.