Frustration Expresser Gifts

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Broken since March

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Moanathon.

Music Quiz

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

The Hold Dance

"Sorry about the expletive."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'