Frustration Gifts

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Please remain on the line. Someone will be ignoring your call shortly."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Music Quiz

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

'What do you mean 'how much longer am I going to keep you on hold' - I called you!'

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'