Frustration Comedy Gifts

"I sent out the laundry."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I hate my life.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

'What seems to be the problem?'

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Music Quiz

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Use Next Window.

Angry tennis player.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

New Listings From Frustration House.

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"Sorry about the expletive."