Frustration Fighters Gifts

Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us. But your time isn't.

"Please remain on the line. Someone will be ignoring your call shortly."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Moanathon.

Music Quiz

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Angry tennis player.

Tired Guys

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'