Frustration Fan Gifts

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"Sorry about the expletive."

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

Access Denied!

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Use Next Window.

Angry tennis player.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Struggling with unwilling computers.

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.