Frustration Humor Fan Gifts

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"How slowly should I do this to make you the most upset?"

'I told you not to kick the vending machine!'

Use Next Window.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Music Quiz

Chick Billiard Ball

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"Mom, all I did was fall off my bike and skin my knee."

Bizarre sights.

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'More bad news from the lab. You're allergic to peanuts.'

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'

God is dead.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

"Don't tell any folks in town that Old Bessie's a parasite, O.K.?"

Goal!

"Did you watch the super bowl?"