Frustration Humorist Gifts

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

'I hate this hole,'

'Press 1 to be disconnected, press 2 for annoying music, 3 to speak to an incompetent operator, 4 if you wish you hadn't called.'

Highway Advisory: Move to Arizona

'Typical!'

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Road work ahead

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

Music Quiz

"You can hold for an assistant, or you can go online and chat with our robot until it tells you to hold for an assistant."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

A military officer daydreams

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."