Frustration Connoisseur Gifts

'Now, cut that out!'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

In, Out, Complain.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Complaints departement for men and women.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Mass Confucian

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Euro crisis: abandon ship.

Music Quiz

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."