Frustration Conqueror Gifts

A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

'I keep thinking I'm twisting it the right way, and then I find out I'm not, and then it has even more twists the wrong way, but then I find out I just didn't twist it that way enough.'

Angry tennis player.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"It looks like burn out to me."

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Man with world on his shoulders

New Listings From Frustration House.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

"Sorry about the expletive."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'