Frustration Conqueror Pillows

A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

'I keep thinking I'm twisting it the right way, and then I find out I'm not, and then it has even more twists the wrong way, but then I find out I just didn't twist it that way enough.'

Angry tennis player.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Broken since March

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"It looks like burn out to me."

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Man with world on his shoulders

New Listings From Frustration House.

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."