Whining Connoisseur Gifts

Whining about mask wearing

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

In, Out, Complain.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Clown Watercooler

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Moanathon.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...